I Voted Pro-Life Absentee Ballot. Will You?

I better walk across the street and mail it. I want it to count. Took me a while to figure out the Non-Partisan Proposals. Then, I remembered what Dad used to say, “Always vote ‘No’ on all the Proposals. They only want to raise your taxes, anyways. Vote straight ticket. You’ll get done quicker.”

The Proposals were so petty and absurd, that I voted “no” on all of them. I voted “straight ticket,” this time, too. I do not trust one party, at all. Dad would be proud, that I took to heart what he said.