Please don’t follow me if ….

You haven’t evolved pass the cleavage stage of your life.

Your favorite past-time is porn.

You are an IT Hacker on the Internet.

You don’t seem to like Catholics.

You want to fill up my “follower’s list” with viruses, to hack into my administration page.

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I don’t want to see a photograph of a WOMAN GETTING RAPED BY 2 Men.

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May God bless you with repentance.

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I dare you to pray the rosary everyday, meditating on the mysteries of the rosary.

“To Jesus, through Mary” must be your motto, for the rest of your life.

Wear Mary’s Brown Scapular. Get enrolled in it, and get it blessed by a Preist or Deacon.

Devote a place in your house to pray the family rosary. Lead it. Teach it to your family.

Stop fornicating if you are fornicating.

Stop watching porn with your wife or husband.

I dare you to unplug your computer for a week.

I dare you to burn your porn in one great big pile.

If you don’t stop  — you will — get burned by any sin your attached to.

I GUARANTEE IT.

Follow Christ.

The shortcut to Jesus, is through Mary and after her, Saint Joseph.

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Sincerely, 

Catholic Glasses.

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