Dear God…
I do not live in the tropics. So, if it is all the same to You, could you please turn off the water faucet, so that I can mow my lawn? Thank You. I guess I will go to Plan B and clean house. I know Your The Global Weatherman, but if You would see fit to see it my way, I’d appreciate it. I know I have been grouchy, and I should have mowed this morning. But, but, but…., see what You can do. Thanks.
Sincerely your daughter,
Me.
